Tintumon SMS Jokes - Adventures, Theories and Famous Quotes by Tintumon for SMS Messages

If earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now, what will happen?

tintumon: we will get salary daily...!

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How

wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How

wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Tintu: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook meal.

Tintu: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Tintu: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

kuttumon-”The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..??

tintumon- ”Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds…..”

Tintu mon invented New Style of Proposing:

Tintumon : Can I take ur Photo?

Chuchumol : y?

Tintu: Just Wanted 2 Show My kid Tat how Mom Looked in her Young age.

Men first

father- ”Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman?

tintumon-”To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments…!!

Common thing

kunjumon- ”whats common between girlfriend and a bubble gum??

tintumon-”At first they are both soft then sticky….. ”

Teacher: What is PhD ?

Tintumon: Passed high school with Difficulty.

ജോലി തേടി ടിന്റു ഹോട്ടലില്‍ : എനിക്ക് ജോലിതരുമോ?

മുതലാളി : നിനക്ക് പൊറോട്ട അടിക്കാന്‍ അറിയുമോ?

ടിന്റു : നല്ല കറി ആണെങ്കില്‍  ഒരു 8 എണ്ണം അടിക്കാം ...!

മൂത്രത്തില്‍ കല്ല്

ടിന്റുമോന്‍ ഡോക്ടറായി

രോഗി :- എന്റെ മൂത്രത്തില്‍ കല്ല് ഉണ്ട് ഡോക്ടര്‍

ടിന്റു ഡോക്ടര്‍:- എന്നാല്‍ എന്റെ വീടുപണി നടക്കുന്ന സ്ഥലത്ത് വന്ന് മൂത്രമൊഴിക്കണം . ഒരു ലോഡ് കല്ലിന്റെ കുറവുണ്ട് .

FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”

Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..

tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “

Intu cigaret valichu busil kayarunnatu kanda pallile achan : mone,ni thettaya vazhiyiludeyanu sanjanrikunnatu ....!!

Tintu: vandi nirthu. .aliranganund

Tintumon padikkunnu:"pashu oru shantha mrugamanu.Shantha mrugamanu....shantha mrugamanu...shanthamrugamakunnu.

velakkari shantha:"pha...ninte thanthayada mrugam!!"

Daivame Kochiye Americayude thalasthanamakane..

Achan: Athenthina?

Tintumon: Njaan examinu anganeya ezhuthiyathu!

Tintuon: Achaa ishtika odumo?

achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje

tintumon: Alla!! varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. "ISHTIKAYUM ODUM

Tintumon’s answer to the Question of Malayalam examination

.Q: ” Ankana thaimavil ninnadyathe pazham veezhkeammathan nethrathil ninnuthirnnu chudu kanneer…” Karanam ezhuthuka?

Ans: ” Mambazham veenathu Ammayude thalayil ayirunnu”

Amma:Chicken vangan poya ninte achanae oru car idichu hospitilil aannu!

Tintumon: enganae vishamikathae ammae ennu nammukku chammanthi kootti chorunnam!

Hospitalil o.p counteril joli kittiya tintumon patientinodu:perentha?

patient: U.T.Drishtadyumnan

tintumon: 'SASI' ennu vilikkum..apo ingu vannekkanam..

Kalinu parikku pattiya 'tintumole' kootty tintumon hospitalil poyappol,

Doctor: ellinu pottalundavan chance unde X-ray edukkanam..,

Tintumon:Avalkku nadakkan vayya doctor,njhan poyi eduthu varam...

Tintu: Lalettan raavile parayum Malabar Goldilninnum Gold vangan..

Pinne parayum ath Manappuram Gold loanil chennu Currency aakkan…