Best of Tintumon SMS Jokes

Elsi Teacher: Ningal ippol edukkunna Class Photo bhaviyil prayojanapedum.

Annu ningalkku parayam....ithu Tom, avan ippol Amerikayil Doctor aanu, ithu Rahul,

avan ippol valiya Businesskarananu ennokke.

Tintumon: Ithu nammude pazhaya Elsi Teacher..."PAAVAM THALLA THATTI POYIIII"

Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.

rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?

ayal- ” adhe..Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!

Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto

Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla.

TEACHER:Write a note about Gandhijayanthi..

Tin2mon wrotes: Gandhi was great man.. 

But Ammachiyane sathyam.Enikariyan mela.

who is JAYANTHI !!!

Tintu: PrithviRajinte Kalyanam Avante Cinima Pole Aayirunu.!

Frnd: Athentha.?:-)

Tintu: Athu Kaanan Avanum Avante Bandukkalum Mathram...

Tintumon krishi bhavanil chennu: 

“Vazha thai undo?”

Salesman: “undu”

Tintu: “enik S.A.S paper vazhayilayude oru vithu venam!”

Doctor:'Daily exercise cheyanam'

Tintumon:'Daily Footbal, Cricket, Tennis kalikunundu Doctor'

Doctor: 'Good.. Evideya kalikkunathu?

Tintumon: 'COMPUTERIL.!!'

Thooki kollan pokuna Tintu monodu Judge:Avasanamayi enthengilum agraham undo? Tintu:Sir,

Avasanamayi eniku "NEELAKKURINJI" Pukunath onnu kaananam.

Pareeksha kazhinju Tindumon: da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla

 Kuttu: njanum

dundumol: njanum

 Tindumon: Che.. teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..

Tintumon : Innu Titanic kappal mungiyittu 94 varsham kazhinju.

Athil maricha 650 perude ormaikkay ningalude mobile 5min vellathil mukki vekkuka..

B4 & after mariage

tintu’s gf: chandran evide anu?

tintu: 2 chndran und. onn akashathu onn neeyum

after marriage

wyf: chandran evide anu?

tintu: phaa. ninte kann potti poyodi.. aa molil kanunnath ninte appan bulb kathichu vechathanodi?

Tintumonum,jintappanum,kunjappanum orumichu bikil pogumbol police kai kaanichu.

police- ” 3 per oru bike il pogunnadhu kuttakaramanennu ariyille…?

tintumon- ” ariyam sir, adhu kondu kunjappane veetil irakkanayi pogugayanu sir…appol 2 per aagumallo

Biscuit shopile penninu tintumonnte love letter: Dear Marie,today is goodday.U

have krack’jacked my little heart.Now i am in 50-50 position.Plz dont play

hide n seek.ninte swantham tiger…..

1000 sms ayachittum oru sms polum thirichu ayakkanja chchumolkku avasnam tintumon oru sms ayachu….

U may hav 3 Reasons 4 Not SMSing Me:

1. No Balance.

2. No Free SMS Package. r

3. No guts 2 Disturb a Prince….

Narakam

Tintu :”neeyengottadi??”

Bharya:”narakathilekku..”

Tintu :”ennal nintappanodu ente vishesham parayane”

Busil kayariya tintumon conductorodu : 'bell adikkku....... enikku ivide iranganam'.....

Conductor : stoppil allaathe bell adichaal driver cheetha parayum....

Tintumon : bell pathukke adichaal mathi.... driver kelkanda....

Kallyanathinu paattu padunna aalodu Tintumon: Ningalkku radioyilo TV-yilo paadikoode? 

Singer: Athrakku nalla paattaano ente? 

Tintumon: Alla, athaavumbol off cheyyaamallo...!!!!!

Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…

Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..

Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu.

How much?

jintappan-”da tintu, oru kalyanam kazhichu life set aavan ethra chilavu varum?”

tintumon- “ariyillada, ente achanokke ippolum chilavakki kondirikkanu…set aavanilla

Divorce !!

jintomon- ” da njan ente wife ne divorce cheyyan povaa, aval ennodu mindiyittu 6 masam aayi

tintumon- ” da onnu koodi aalochichittu madhi, inganathe bharyamare ippo kittanilla…