People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.
