Tintumon Super Stories jocks Sms Collection

Tinu:Ame kinatil eli venu

Ama:Aa elipeti kinatili

toChechi:Venda Namuku catne idam

tintu:Arum pedikenda Njan kinatil elivisham kalakiyitundu

Amme… enikku padikkan vayya!. paniyeduth jeevichal pore..?

amma : U.K.G. vare padicha ninakku enthu pani kittum?

tintumon : L.K.G kuttikalku tution edukkam.

Father: what abt ur result?

tintumon: ”aa head masterude mon fail aayi..

Father: wht abt urs?

tintumon: aa policukarante maganum fail aayi

Father: ok..bt wt abt ur?

tintumon: ”aa doctrude maganum….

Father: ”u idiot am asking abt urs?

tintumon: ”prathyegichu oru joliyum illatha e achante maganeyum avaru tholpichu acha….

Tintumon called FM

radio & said

“ I’ve found a purse

with Rs.15000/- a

credit card & an ID

card of Mr.Mani,

No.13,Halls

rd,kannur ….

Radio jocky : How

honest ….so you

want to return his

purse…?

Tintumon : no……. i

just wanted to

dedicate a sad song

for him…

Palliyil ethiya Tintumon...

Palliyil Achanooodu///....

Tintumon chuvarile Photo yil nokki: Achoo..Achante aara Babu Antony???.

Achan: Mone kunjaade...athu Yeshu Devana..."""praise the lord"""

Teacher- ” tintumone, bhoomiyude dhruvangal parannirikkunnadhu enthu

kondanu?

tintumon-” dundumonte koode staff roomil kayariyadhu sathyama,pakshe

glob uruttiyittu chavitti parathiyadhu dunduva,njanalla…..

Dad asking Tintumon: why are you crying?

Tintumon : Athonnum illaeda uvve..!! Korachukoodi horlicks

chodhichathinu ninte kettiyolu enne thalliyatha..

Pintumonum Dundumonum maranasesham 2 wheelerilum 4 wheelerilum pokumbol….. 

Pettannatha Fa.

Tintumon Oru TRAINIL YATHRA CHEYYUNNU

Tintumonte veetil ethiya vallyappachanodu tintu :”vallyappachan kuzhikalokke moodeettanallo ponnath???”

Vallyappachan : “Kuzhikalo???”

Tintu : “athe….achanum ammem eppozhum parayarundallo vallyappachan kuzheelott kalu neetti kidakkuvannu!!”

Bahirakasha Yathrakkar!!

Teacher : Innu namukk bhoomiyeyum chandraneyum kurich chila karyangal padikkam…

Chandranilirangiya bahirakasha yathrakkarkku bharam kuranjathayi anubhavappettu…

enthu kondanu??tintu parayu..

Tintu : avarude bharyamar bhoomiyilayath kondu!!!

Tintumon:Ishtamano allayo ennu eniku ipol ariyanam,

kure kalamayi njan kathorthu irikukayanu

than enodu parayumenu karuthi.

parayu,

Ishtamano ninak

PUTTUM KADALEM...

Pillecho.......

Pilleru kani kanichennu kettu.......?

Sariyano???:-/

Athe:->

Entha kanichathu?:-)

Va kanichutharam:-@

Oho appo konduvannittundo?:-P

Pinne Athinu valya bhaaram onnumillallo?:-|

Dha kando;-)

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Tintumon Dundumollodu "

Ninne kaanaan entha resam! Ninte dresing very wnderful......

Ninte nottam ha, athi manoharam..

 Ninte hair, vah!

So njan ninna eduthotte chakkare "paadathu vakkanaa" "

Teacher:Kanjis ennu paranjal aara?

Tintumon:100 msg ayachittum otta replay polum cheyatha aal

Teacher:very good oru example para

Tintumon:teacharude mol !!!

Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi

irikkumbol

oru sthree compliant aayi

vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil

meen pidikkan poyittu 2

divasamayi ithu varea thirichu

vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea

poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee

PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan

vannolum

Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..

Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…

Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……

Tintumon went Israel. 

He wanted to cross the sea. 

He asked the rate. Boat man said $700. 

Tintu replid "VERUTHE ALLA KARTHAVU NADANNU POYATH"

Tintumon in kalyaan Jewellry.-

Tintumon: 1kg gold please.

Shopper: Ok sir, Here it is.

Tintu : "Thank you, paisa kittumbol tharam.....! "VISHWASAM, ATHALLE ELLAAM.....!"

TINTUMON ROCKS

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veedu panikku aavashyamulla kallukalku sameepikkuka"TINTUMON ROCKS"

Marubhoomiyiloode nadannu pokunna oralae kandu tintumon: ningal allae Sagar alias Jackey.

Aa manushyam: athe engane manasilayi....

Tintumon:Marubhoomiyiloode raincoat ittu nadakkunnathu kandappol manasilaayi...