Tintumon Jokes In English

Irutham!!

Tintumon oru veetil jolikku nilkuka aayirunnu..

aa veetile muthalali : tintumone,innu palishakkaran jintappan ivide chilapo varum….

nee njanayalkku kore cash kodukkanund…..

enne kandillel ayal ivide irikkamennu parayum…nee oru karanavashalum ivide iritharuth…ok?

Tintu : akkaryam njanettu muthalali..

Muthalali : njan varan vaikum…ok…bye

(rathry muthalali ethiyappol )

santhoshathode tintu : muthalali,ini muthal aaru vannalum ivide irikkumennu pedikkenda

muthalali : athenthada???

Tintu : njan ivideyulla kaserakalellam angeduthu valicherinju!!!

Tintumon vannam kurakyaan doctorude aduth poi…….

DOC: ee lavana thyylam thechaal kuranjoolum…….After 2months ………

DOC:enthai?Tintumon:onnumparantta doctorey tyylam thechu thechu ente kyy melinju poi……..

Tintu mon shopil:

Oru Pack Dinesh Beedi

Kadakaran:

Ee Prayathil Beediyo?!

tintu:

Ayyo ithenikalla..ente aniyanaa..Enikkoru

Gold Flake…

Dunduumol: "Kadalinte nadukku oru maavu undenkil, athil ninnum engane oru maanga parikkaam?"

Tintumon: "Oru kiliye poley parannu poyi parikkanam."

Dundumol: "Kiliyaayi nintey achan parakkumoda?"

Tintumon: "Kadalinte nadukku ninte thalla kondu poyi maavu nadumodi!"

Nee orikal thummiyal orkkuka njan nine orkkunnu.

Randu vattam thummiyal njan nine kanan aagrahikunnu.

Palavatam thummiyaalo

"VALLA PANNIPANIYUM AYIRIKUM"

Jintappan: ”njan Pencil, Rubber,

Sharpner, Scale,angane ellam Daily schoolil

kondu pogum

tintumon-: ”njan oru pencil appurathe classil ninnum kadam vangum…”

jintappan-”classil kayarunnadhinu munbu may i come in ennu chodhikkum”

tintumon-”cllassil kayarmbol idhu vare ninte period kazhinjille ennu teacherodu chodhikkum”

jintappan-”ella subjectinteyum textum copiyum bagil undayirikkum..”

tinumon-”ella subjectinum koodi oru note book mathram…adhum ezhudhunnadhu chakkaramol..”

jintappan-”class pareekshayil full markum gold star um kittum…”

tintumon-” ente exam paper kittiyal enikku poorna chandhrane orma varum..mark

kaanumbol…..adhayadhu vatta poojyam…!!

Achan: Enthaada

Tintu:”Paayale vida..pooppale vida…”

(Pinneyum pinneyum paadunnu..Ithuket Achan)

Achan: Enthaada….Raavile thanne paintady thudangiyo..?

Tintu: Paintady allachaa..

Appurathe Jintappan Pallu thekkuva..

Avane onnu aakkiyatha…

Dundumon kumbasarikan poyi…

Fa.Tintumon: Ne enthu papama kutti cheythath?

Dundumon:I raped 2 girls..

Fa.Tintumon: Kashtam. Ne eni narakathil oru 2 Wheeleril yathra cheyyum.

Next day Pintumon kumbasarikan poi…

Fa.Tintumon: Ne enthu papama kutti cheythath?

Pintumon: I raped 4 girls..

Fa.Tintumon: Kashtam. Ne eni narakathil oru 4 Wheeleril yathra cheyyum.

Tintumon valya oru partikku poya shesham ammayodu

Ammayalle paranjath avar valya panakkar aanennu??

Amma: athe…avar valya panakkara..enthe??party engane??

Tintu: hum…

avarku dining table polumilla…patram kayyel pidicha kazhikkunne….rottiyellam keeriparanjatharunnu…

ennit pasha vech ottich vechirikkuva….fruitsalad aanel thanuth maravich….

.kappi thanna pathrathil otta aanennu thonunnu…

chorathirikkan adiyil vekkan ellavarkkum oru plate koodi koduthu…..

Grammar!!!

malayalam grammar classil teacher : innu namukku grammar padikkam..

aadyam karthavu ennal enthennu nokkam..

“raju ice cream thinnunnilla”…ithu kelkumpol thanne raju aaranennu namukk manassilavum..

tintu parayoo…raju aarakunnu???

tintu : aanamandan

Tintumon's discovery-

Chemical name of TOILET?

Ans:-Calcium+Copper+Sulphur

(Ca+Cu+S)=CACUS

Chemistryil Tintu Puliya....

Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??

Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….

cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!

Oru bucketil vellathinu 10KG bharam. Oral athil entho ittu.

Bucketinde bharam kuranju. Ayal enthaayirikkum ittath ?

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Tintu : Oru ooooottaa..!!!

Teacher : What is the definition of CHAMMAL

Tintu : Chammal is the vingal of mind and mangal of the face ..

Tintumon loos motion

Doctor : What happened ?

Tintu : Unlimited outgoings with different ringtones..!!!

Vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…

tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!

After exam

sasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…

tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…

sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!

tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla

Tintumon and freind in jungle, suddenly a tiger blocked their way.  Friend kurachu mannu vaari tiger nte kannil ittu, then asked tintumon to ‘run’.

Tintumon:” njaan enthina odunne? nee alle mannu vaari kannil ittathu?

Ennitt avasanam oru paniyum illathappol “Keralathinte shuchithwathinayi namukkani cheram” ennum paranh theruvilekkoru irakkama…….

Pinne oru peggum kayyil pidich 

“Vaikeettentha paripadi?”

ennu chodich aa currency kudichu thulakkan parayum…