Tintumon SMS Jokes - Adventures, Theories and Famous Quotes by Tintumon for SMS Messages

If earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now, what will happen?

tintumon: we will get salary daily...!

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How

wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How

wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Tintu: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook meal.

Tintu: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Tintu: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

kuttumon-”The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..??

tintumon- ”Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds…..”

Tintu mon invented New Style of Proposing:

Tintumon : Can I take ur Photo?

Chuchumol : y?

Tintu: Just Wanted 2 Show My kid Tat how Mom Looked in her Young age.

Men first

father- ”Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman?

tintumon-”To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments…!!

Common thing

kunjumon- ”whats common between girlfriend and a bubble gum??

tintumon-”At first they are both soft then sticky….. ”

Teacher: What is PhD ?

Tintumon: Passed high school with Difficulty.