Funny Tintumon SMS jokes

Tintu Monodu Teacher: karandu poyal veettil adyam kathikkuka

vilakko mezheku thiriyo??Tintumon: “Randumalla,Theepetti Kolli.”

Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?

Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?

Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!

Teacher:Ford enthanu?

Tintu:Ford vandi aanu…

Teacher:Oxford entanu?

Tintu:Kaalavandi aanu….

Tintumon: Romancham is a particular type of kulirarity In which all the romams will dansodu dance........

"KYA KARTHA HE"

Tajmahalinu munpil moothram ozhikunna tintumonod watchman:

Kya kartha he..?

Tintumon: Pnne ninte okke kore veluthathalle, Onnu pode

Tintumon paayasam kudikkumbol glassilekku oru eecha veenu.

Eechaye viralil eduthu tintumon alari......!

"THUPPADA PANNEE KUDICHATHU MUZHUVAN"

Tintu mon Achanodu: Teen ager ennu paranhal entha-chchaaa?

Achchan: Oralude vayassu English-il parayumpol teen ennu vannal avare teen ager ennu parayum. Thirteen, fourteen, ennokke parayunnadu pole.

Tintumon: Appol Noottippathimoonnu vayassayavareyum teen ager ennu parayumo achchaaaa?

TINTUMON news paper vayikkukayayirunnu….Paperil oru news kandu……”K.Karunakaran ICU-vil….!!!!!”

ithu vayich TINTUMON:”entammooo….!!!iyalu pinnem party mariyo????”

Teacher:vellam illengil manushyan marikkum;y?

tintumon:vellam illengil neenthan pattilla;neenthan pattiyillenkil mungi chavum;

Pareekshaykku onnum ezhuthatha Tintumon last pagil engane ezhuthi…….........

.“aananenkil jayippikkedaa…..!!”

THIRI,.THIRI

veendum THIRI

ANJAARU VATTAM THIRI,

'Vallathum manasilayo?

Tintu Avande Veettile Phone Number Paranju Thannathaa!"

Dundumol: nee mobile vagichath ninte achan arinjo?

tintu: salesman arinjila pinnayale achan!!!

Neethal ariyatha tintumon kulathil veenu.

mugi chavarayappol kayil kittiya oru meenine eduth karayilek erinju kondu paranju 

'neeyenkilum poyi rakshapetto'

Tintumon:njan ini padikan pokunila,njan joliku pokuva

Mother:UKG padicha ninak enthu joly kittan?

Tintumon:njan LKG girlsinu tution eduth jeevicholam..

Tintumon:jeevitha kalam muzhuvan namuk irunnu unnan ullath njan undakiyitumd,will u mary me?

Dundumol:nee entha undakiyath?

Tintumon:'kasera'

Tintumon:samsarikkan orupdu undekilum oru vakku polum parayan kazhiyatha sugamulla oru vedhanayanu............

''PALLUVEDHANA''

Tintumon:"Ente mobile Bill ethraya"?

Customer care girl: "Sir just dial 123 to know your current bill status"

Tintumon: "Edee current bill alla mobile bill...MOBILE BIll"

Helmat illathe varunna tintumone  police pidichu. evideda helmat

Tintumon : 

"sir helmat kallan kondupoyi athu parayan vannathanu"

Tintumone kanathayappol Achan pathrathil parasyam koduthu

“Ponnu Mone…… Nammude veedinte aduthu puthiya Ladies Hostal Vanneda

Iniyengilum nee thirichu vaaada,………”

News: America Iraq il ninnum pinvaangi..!!

Ithu ketta Tintumon: “Hmm,Ethra valiya raajyam ennu paranjittu enthaa karyam..!!! 

Oru cheriya ‘pin’ vangikan iraq vare pokandi vannile…cheyy…!!!! “