Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on the sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?", that's simply unpardonable.
ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆ ವಾಟರಿಗೆ ಹೀಟರ್ ಹಾಕಿ ಶುರುಮಾಡಿದ ದಿನವನ್ನ
ರಾತ್ರಿ ಕ್ವಾಟರ್ ಗೆ ವಾಟರ್ ಹಾಕಿ ಮುಕ್ತಾಯ ಮಾಡುವುದು
ಇಷ್ಟೆ ಜೀವನ ...!!
अचानक त्या वळणावर
तुझ्या नि माझ्या नजरेच जुळण
आणि त्यातच होत आकाशातील
सप्त रंगांचे एकमेकात मिसळणे..!
தான் உண்டு, தன் வேலை உண்டுனு இருந்தவர்கள் எல்லாம்,
இப்போ தான் உண்டு, தன் போன் உண்டுனு இருக்கின்றனர்!.
கொசுவுக்கு எத்தனை பல்லு இருக்கும், கடிச்சா இவ்ளோ நேரம் வலிக்குதே!!.
பேசாம, கொசுவோட பல்லை புடிங்கிட்டா கடிக்கமுடியாதுல.
Kalyanam Aanavanuku Adi Viluthae Nu Kavalai...
Kalyanam Aagathavanuku Mudi Viluthae Nu Kavalai...!
Aap Ek Bohat Achhe
Imaandar
Khubsurat
Tameezdaar
Samjhadaar
Pyare
Aur Talented
Insaan ho,
.
Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya...
Wah Wah..!
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya...
Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya...!
What did Venus say to Mercury?
Duniya Hai Mere Peeche, Lekin Main Tere Peeche!.
Ye Gulab Apni Sari Khusbu Mere Dosto Par Neochawar Kar
De Mere Dost Sardiyon ke Mausam Me Nahate Nahi Hain.
Jis Tarah Heeray Ko Heera Kaatta Hai,
Lohay Ko Loga Kaatta Hai,
Dekh Lena Theek Usi Tarah
Tumhe Bhi Ek Din Kutta Katay Ga.
Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal
Shampoo Aur Lotions Me
Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur
Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,
Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay
Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den..!
The lifecycle of a SABZI in a Punjabi home:
My doctor told me you are gaining a lot of weight. You should eat only reddish and carrot.
Now I am eating only,
Gajar Ka Halwa and Mooli Ke Paranthe!.
Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha
Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.
Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
'Nahi Pategi' is the second heartbreaking two words for boys;
'Thankyou Bhaiya' is still in the first position!.
Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha...
Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:
"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.
Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
Uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??
Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai..!
Chahat Ke Samundar Me Utarne Nahi Dunga,
Mehboob Ki Galiyon Se Guzarne Nahi Dunga,
Ek Romeo Se Yogi Ji Ne Baat Ye Kahi,
Jo Maine Na Kiya Tumhe Karne Nahi Dunga.
Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha Aapke
Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai, Pandit Bole
Isase Budhhi, Gyan Aate Hai Santa
Mere Sar Par To Pura Tata Sky
Laga Hai To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati.
"BHARAT BANDH" on Tomorrow.
All schools, colleges, offices and markets shall remain closed. Please inform all your friends, relatives, acquaintances & the Govt of India.
Reason: Mera Mood Off Hai!
