Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Student: A can't opener!
Having Wife is a part of living
But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living..
In life we sometimes feel tht all doors r closed.
If this happens to u,
.
Contact DAYA on
daya@CID.com.sony TV
He is an expert in breaking doors..;-
Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
Major Rohail-
What is this?
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and suddenly saw a Crocodile and Cheetah ..
OH MY GOD
LACOSTE and PUMA !!!
Question: What happened when two men were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2?
Answer: When bus number 12 came,
they both climbed on!
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple?
Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange
but Color of Apple is not Apple
Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.
Cop: Did you see who did it?
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!
If you don't know how to say NO,
then just spell it out on someone's face. N-O!
फेसबुक: – मैं सबको जानता हूं
गूगल: – मेरे पास सब कुछ है
व्हाट्सएप्प:- मै सब की जान हूँ
इंटरनेट: – मेरे बिना तुम सब कुछ नहीं!
चार्जर : – आवाज नीचे!
जो लड़किया बोलती है की..
मेरे पीछे बहोत लड़के घूमते है..
उन लड़कियों को ये बात पता नही होती की..
कम दाम की चीजो पे ज्यादा Customers attract होते है…!!
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
"Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.
Pani mai sans lo
toh aati hai bubble
aabh toh cid ki taqat
ho gai hai double.
Raj. chalate chalate pasina ho raha hai
abrar. chalo udhar chaav me khade ho jate hai
raj. rahane do dhup me pasina sukh jayega
Prize winning message of the year-
''Kya Ye CORRUPTION kuchh le de k khatam nahi ho sakta...?
Awesome PJ-
apple is red banana is yello vah...vah...
A.c.p:- daya wan be my chhamk
chhallooo? ;-)
Bachon ke kandho ko kitabone jhukhya
.AC P:- daya tum khuni ko pakdo me "mutravisargen karke aya"
har assman pe mera
naam likha tha
baad mein pata lga daya
rishvat mein bika tha.
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !
