Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Student: A can't opener!
Having Wife is a part of living
But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living..
In life we sometimes feel tht all doors r closed.
If this happens to u,
.
Contact DAYA on
daya@CID.com.sony TV
He is an expert in breaking doors..;-
Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
Major Rohail-
What is this?
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and suddenly saw a Crocodile and Cheetah ..
OH MY GOD
LACOSTE and PUMA !!!
Question: What happened when two men were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2?
Answer: When bus number 12 came,
they both climbed on!
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple?
Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange
but Color of Apple is not Apple
Santa: Officer! Someone stole my car.
Cop: Did you see who did it?
Santa: No, but I know the car's number!
If you don't know how to say NO,
then just spell it out on someone's face. N-O!
