After finishing MBBS?
Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient?s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
?Battery is OK?
संजय दत्त: जेलर साहब मुझे फिर से बापू दिखाई दे रहें हैं।
जेलर: कहाँ हैं बापू?
संजय दत्त: वो उधर सफ़ेद धोती में।
जेलर: जा चुपचाप सो जा, वो आसाराम है।
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...
Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,
agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai?
(Circuit bahut sochne k baad)
Simple hai bhai,
bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)
CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
After Finishing MBBS,
Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He 1st checks the patient's eyes,
tongue & ears with a Torch & finally
declares
BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
Munabhai- circuit Is dunia ma kitna desh ha?
Circuit- bhai bola to is dunia ma 1 he desh ha
baki sab to vedash ha
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Munna Bhai- Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit- Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI
Munnabhai Returns With KHATARNAK Dimag
Munna bhai: "ae circuit ye Dr. log operation se pehle
aadmi ko behosh kyon karte hai.. ??
Circuit: "Bhai bole to aadmi operation sikh gaya to,
Dhandhe ki vaat lag jayegi na..
Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sareladke isko
line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam
DIDI rakhenge.
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit?
Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai,
Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
