Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....Santa MANMOHAN SINGH...
* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
Munna- bhai ke ghar ladki hue.
Circit- bhai ab to muhale ke sare ladke isko line marenge .
Munna- Tu fikar mat kar re apun iska naam didi rakhonga.
Professor: Akal Badi Ya Bhais?
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Muna Bhai: Bole To Pahle
Date Of Birth Bata Mamu.
Munna bhai-are sarkit ye
doctor log operation se
pahle marij ko behosh kyo karte hai,?
Sarkit- bhai! Bole to marij opertaion sikh gaya
to doctor logo ki to what lag jayegi.
Hahahahahahaha