Munna Bhai
Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log
Operation Se Pahle Patient
Ko Behosh Kiyon Karte Hai
Circit
Bhai Bole To Patient
Operaton Sikh Jayega To
Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna
Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole to S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT: simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe
Cirt: Dhobighat boletoh?
Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)
Ye Barish Ke Waqt Bijli
Kyu Chamkti Hai.
Circuit: Bhai Bole, Toh
Upper Wala Torch Maar Ke
Dekhta Hoga Ki Kahi Sukha
Toh Nhi Reh Gaya....
Munabhai- "ye barish ke waqt bijali Q chamakti h?
Circuit- "Bhai,bole to uparwala torch maar ke dekhta hoeyga ki,koi NANGA to nahi NAHA Raha
Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye
Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me
Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai
Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
Munna bhai- a yarr sarkit muje us
sister(nurse) se pyar ho gaye hai.
Love lettet kasie likhu ?
Sarkit- likh i love you sister. Mera naam munna bhai.
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday
Munna Bhai: Chand Pe Pahla Kadam
Kisne Rakha?
Circiut: Bhai! Niel Armstrom Ne!
Munna Bhai: Aur Dusra?
Circuit- Kya Bhai? Dusra Bhi Usine
Rakha Hoga Na Langda Thodi Tha Wo.
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har
Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ??
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai, Royenge
To Note Geeela Ho Jayenga Na.
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun ke mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla ek taang utha ke kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- Aray simple Bhai,
Bolay to agar Bagla dosri taang bhi utha lega to gir jaiga. . .
Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai:
Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche,
Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka,
Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki,
Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.
