Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages

Munna bhai k ghr ladki paida hui

Circit:-Bhai mohlle ke sare ladke ispe line marnge

Munna bhai:-tu fikr na kr mai iska name "DIDI" rkhunga.

Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?

Circut: dhobigath pe....

Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?

Circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....

MuNNA Bhai;

Agar maa ko english me Mom khete he to maa ki Badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge?

Circuit; Simple hai bhai Maximom & minimom.

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Munna aur Circuit ek car me bomb laga rahe the..

Munna:agar bomb lagate samay blast ho gaya to..!

Circuit :tension nahi leneka bhai. Mere paas aur ek hai.

Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kuy rehte hai?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga......

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?

Circuit: Simple bhai, is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.

Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?

Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Munna Bhai: Abay Circuit, Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna Bhai: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai!

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?

CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai, Aab Wo Sala Bahar Kaise Aaye ga??

Circuit: Simple hai Bhai ! Geela Ho ker.

Tension Nahi Lene ka Bhai.

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,

aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.

Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray

paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.

Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)

Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus

pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs

chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!

Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar

ticket apani hi kategi."

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya

is sentence ka future tense banao.....

circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.

Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.

Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.

Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Shikar

Per Jate Hai Circuit Ko Ek

Mor Dikhta Hai...

Circuit: Bhai.....mor...mor..''

Munna Bhai Mor Ko Goli Mar Ke

Kehta Hai: ''No More! ''

Munna Bhai: Circuit, Apun Ko 1

Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gaya He, Love

Letter Me Kya Likhu???

Circuit: Simple Bhai Likhne Ka

"Dear Sister I Love You,

Tumhara Munna Bhai...!!!":-p

Sirkt To Munna Bhai:

Bhai Ek Rikshaw Me Ek Takli

Ourat Beitraily He Use English

Me Kya Kahate H..??

Munnabhai: Simply "Automaticly"