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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Friends buy you lunch. Best friend eats your lunch.

I am “pro” for “procrastinating.”

Embrace that brown skin dairy milk has more fans than milky bar.

No one will ever be entertained by us as us.

Friday! My second favourite F word.

They say perfection takes time. This is why I'm always running late.

Reality called, so I hung up.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

This week I was pulled over by a cop. He said, “Papers.” I said, “Scissors and I win.” Don’t think the cop found it funny.

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent

Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.

Do I run? Yes…Out of time, patients and money.

I woke up like this

I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.

No, I don’t have Exes. I just have “Y’s”. Why the hell did I date you?

When faced with difficulties, keep on smiling. It drives your enemies crazy.

You never know what you have until you cleaned your housed.

They say love is in the air. Is it why the air is so polluted these days?

This seat is taken