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Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I don’t sweat—I sparkle.

Life tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is…being equally annoying.

Be the sunshine in your life.

You never know that you owned a ton of unnecessary stuff until you start cleaning your room.

Put selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.

When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.

At dawn, we ride

Alexa ? Play all the bitches that played me on repeat . 🤣🔂🤷🏾‍♀️

Yeah, dating is cool, but have you tried stuffed crust pizza?

Coffee – because it’s illegal to crack.

Torn between cardio and doing pizza.

My favorite machine at the gym is the television.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

I’m so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate.

They say don’t try this at home – so I went to my friends home .

One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.