Funny Status In Hindi (APRIL 2020) हँसते हँसते हो जाओ लोटपोट फनी

She loves me or not but I love her a lot. :P

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

Gravity always gets me down. :)

If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.

I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D

HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.