Funny Status In Hindi (APRIL 2020) हँसते हँसते हो जाओ लोटपोट फनी

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)

Friday is my second favorite F word.

For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.

I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)