Funny Status In Hindi (APRIL 2020) हँसते हँसते हो जाओ लोटपोट फनी

I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

I'm on a whiskey diet.. I've lost three days already.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)