Rajnikanth doesnt need a visa 2 travel abroad,
he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates -)
HERE IS D LATEST NEWS
ABOUT RAJANIKANT!!
FACEBOOK JOINED RAJANIKANT!!!!
Rajinikanth Classic..!!
Rajini once gave a cheque to bank..
The Bank bounced..
due to shortage of cash in Bank..).
Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's
Son-in-LawIf Rajni himself would have
Sungit thenit would have been declared
as National Anthem!!..;-):-D
Once a person threw an ignited Cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet,
which is now known as "SUN" and the person is none other than "RAJNIKANT"
Once a TATA company's twenty-two wheeler huge truck met wit an accident against RAJINIKANTH..
Since then..,
its called TATA NANO)
Rajnikanth joined cid.
Guess what happened??
Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime.
Micheal Jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he
cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikanth!!
Worldcup schedule 2019:
GROUP 'A':
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA....
GROUP 'B': IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND...
GROUP 'C': RAJNIKANT.
Dont ever try to test the Speed of rajnikanth.....!!!!
tats because
rajnikanth is so fast that he can run around the whole world and punch himself at the back of his head....!!!! :D
When Rajnikant Was In College,
He Had Selected 3 Subjects-
And Today That Subject Are Called
ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE!
Yenna Rascala Mind It..!
The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually . . .
Rajnikanth''s signature! (the R symbol)
Can you guess
Why is there lighting all over the world?
Because
RAJNIKANTH is practicing cricket !!!
That's all folks!!!
..eng
Dis msg is being Sent by Rajnikant
In the Interest of Humanity-
"Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me,
Otherwise I will Delete
The forward option!!";)>=)
JAMES BOND comits sucide after
Watching Rajni's Film.
WHY.?
. .
Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain.:
The most neglected fact of century?
Sachin tendulkar’s mother’s
Name is RAJANI tendulkar nd his coach is ramaKANTH.!
do we need more explanation?
Once rajnikanths wallet fell somewhere….
Now that place is known as Swiss Bank :-D
CID’s daya went in coma by seeing
this
Rajnikant broke the door just by knocking !
Intel`s new ad:
"Rajnikanth Inside."
Once Rajnikant Tried Horse
Riding Without A Horse,
Now That Is Known As
Gangnam Style...
Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
