Latest Rajnikant jokes and Cutkule messages in Hindi

Rajnikant Ki Shaadi Mein.

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Aag Ne Uske 7 Phere Liye The.

Amrikaa Se Msg Aaya India Ko Dear,

Rajnikant Please Close Your Fridge Properly

Yours Faithfully

Mr. Obama. Usa

Teacher - Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate,

To Kya Krna Chahie.

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Pappu - Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie

Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho

Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.

Do U Know Why The Sun Moves

Towards North In Uttarayana?

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Usko Dar Lagta Hai K South Main

Rajnikant Patang Udata Hoga

Kahi Kat Na Jau.

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein Khud D.J. Bana

Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashtari) Utri

Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola,

Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye, Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“

Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?

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Traffic Police.

Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi hoga…

Jab Raajnikant Soke Jagte Hain.

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Tab Jake Subha Hoti Hain.

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..

What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai.

agar horizontally half karo to ’0′

aur vertically karo to ’3′

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant.. :D

Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..

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Har bar Rajinikanth nahi hota yaar

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Ans: It's Anil kapoor.!

aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.

Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.

Girl: “Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano?”

Rajnikanth: “0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram.”

Prove that 2/10=2

Japanese student: Wrong question.

Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.

American student: It’s strange, how is it

possible?

Indian Rajnikant solved it:

Two / Ten

=wo/en

(T with T cancel)

w = 23rd letter

o = 15th letter

e = 5th letter

n = 14th letter

So,

23+15 / 5+14

= 38 / 19

= 2

Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.

YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!

Ek Bar Gandhi Ji Gym Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.

Rajinikant: “Wah Re Bapu, Kya Body Hai!”

Bus Tabse, Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya

Rajnikant n colleg khola to student confuse ho gye.

Kyu...

Kyuki ... College ka name tha rajni kant medical college of art and commarse.

Rajnikant on KBC

Amitabh-Rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae...

Computer screen-Can I use a life line....?!

Ek baar rajni sir k pass ek bhikhari aaya. Rajni sir ne use bhikh diya.

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And than aaj hum us bhikhari ko BILL GATES k naam se jante hain.....

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..

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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola

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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa...:/:p :O :D

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.

Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.

Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.:D:D

Rajnikant Ne Vidya Balan Ko Cycle Pe Aage Bithaya

Vidya-Rajni Mujhe Dekh Ke Apka Khada Nhi Hota?

Rajnknt-pagli Ye Ladies Cycle Hai.

Pata Hai Tu Kis Pe Baiti Hai??? :-P

Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.

Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!

Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?

Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!