Once Rajnikant Was Angry And
He Was Standing On A Beach Of
Tamilnadu,
He Kicked A Stone In Water
Now The Stone Is Known As..
.
SRI LANKA ..!
Don’t run after sucess,
run after rajnikanth sucess to saalijhak maarke tumhare peeche aayegi.
Once mutated spider bit RAJNIKANTH and that spider is now,,
Spider-KANTH.
Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:
Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
CRICKET Can ONLY HAVE 1 God.!
10Dulkar
Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
Just include the header file,
‘#include rajnikant.H>’
Once, Rajnikanth told a kid, “GO TO HELL”
Today that kid is known as…
YAMRAJ..!!!
Recently There Was A Fight Between,
Rajnikant And A Tiger,..
Surprise,…Surprise,…
Rajnikanth Ran Away From There,
Why??….
To Save The Tiger,
Only 1400 Are Left Otherwise U Know Rajnikant
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race,
obviously he came first,
but Einstein died watching
that coz Light came second.
Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE
student..
Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal...;) :D:D
In 2008, Rajnikanth
lost his wallet.
And the world went
into RECESSION.
James Bond shoots a prsn & says-'I m Bond, James Bond'.
Climax-Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n?
Bond dies d prsn says-'I m Kant, Rajnikant.
After release of Robot,
Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects,
And 2dy dat subject r called
ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!;-):-P: -D
Yenna rascala mind it..!!!!!
What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
Rajnikanth's Fb Status -Those who Wont Lyk This Status Wont B Able 2 Use Fb anymore.
Notification -Mark Zuckerberg & Million Othrs Lyk Dis
Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign
on it saying:
Beware of Owner.
Once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
..
suddenly a strong storm came
santa said to banta,'ab hum bach nai paenge'
...
ACP said to Daya,'pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h'
n rajni said
'SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME'
रजनीकांत ने एक बार फुटबॉल को किक मार दी;
वह फुटबॉल सौरमंडल में चली गई और तब से सूरज के चारों ओर चक्कर काट रही है।
जानते हैं उस फुटबॉल का क्या नाम रखा गया है?
'प्लूटो!'
रजनी की माँ बोली, "बेटा, सोलर हीटर से पानी नहीं गरम हो रहा है"।
रजनीकांत: रुको अम्मा, अभी सूरज को ठीक करके आता हूँ।
"वांटेड" भाग 2:
सलमान: एक बार जो मैंने कमिटमेंट कर दी उसके बाद तो मैं
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सिर्फ रजनीकांत की ही सुनता हूँ।
