I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!
Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today
because you've been
.
always ugly!
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Don't yell at me to "get a grip"
unless you mean around your neck!
Self Insult?
Best One...
An Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi gadha dekha hai.?
Employee: (head down)..No Sir...
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho...Look at Me..
