You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere!
Do U Practice Being This Ugly?
Don't Feel Bad.
A Lot Of People Have No Talent.
Careful Now,
Don't Let Your Brains Go To Your Head.
If You're Going To Be Two-Faced At Least Make One Of Them Pretty.
I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!
I meditate, I burn candles, I drink green tea; and I still want to smack some people!.
I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!
The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
Warning:
My mouth is like a magician's hat... you just never know what's gonna come out of it!
Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!.
I love making people who already hate me hate me more!.
I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist!
I love the sound you make when you shut up!.
Why Are You So Stupid Today?
Anyway, I Think That's Very Typical Of You.
Don't Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person,
Just A Beautiful Monkey
Get bad grades, family will insult you.
Get good grades, buddies will insult you.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly;
but when I look at you, I feel lucky!
Common sense is like deodorant.
The people who need it the most never use it!
