I Don't Insult People.
I Just Describe Them.
I'm Busy Now.
Can I Ignore You Some Other Time ?
I'd Explain It To You,
But Your Brain Would Explode.
Save Your Breath,
You'll Need It To Blow Up Your Date.
I Don't Know What Makes You So Stupid,
But It Really Works..
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
May be you should eat some makeup so you can try
and be pretty on the inside.
Sorry I didn't text you back;
Because my phone recognized your number!
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid;
.
And others I would love to punch in the face!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus,
so I could slap 8 people at once!
Don't Feel Special,
I Only Keep Your Number In My Phone
So I Know Not To Answer When You Call.
How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense?
Leave A Message And I'll Get Back To You.
Oh You Are Dating My Ex?
Cool, Im Eating A Sandwich ...
Want Those Leftovers Too?
90% Of The Time I Say 'BRB'
It Just Means I Don't Want To Talk To You Anymore.
Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact,
In Your Case They're Nothing..
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!.
If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two, then they are ignoring you. No one is without their phone for hours!.
There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity!.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!.
