Boy VS Girl SMS Messages | Boy VS Girl SMS Mobile Text Messages

Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?

Boy: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.

Girl: Blocked.!!!!!!

Boy: I don't know why she has blocked me!.

A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.

Girl: Hey?

Boy: I can't sleep.

Girl: But I can... Good Night!

Boy: I think it's the time when we should get married.

Girl: That's Okay, but who will marry us?.

Boy: You are like my drug.

Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?.

Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!.

Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?

Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.

Girl: Who died?

Boy: My feelings for you!

Girl: I'm not like other girls.

Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!

At 20:00 hrs.

Girlfriend: Honey, what's more important - Football or me?

Boyfriend replied at 21:45 hrs: Of course you!.

Girlfriend: "You never compliment me?"

Boyfriend: "You are ABCDEFGHIJK!!!!"

Girlfriend: "What!!"

Boyfriend: "You are Awesome, Beautiful, Cute, Desirable, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot."

Girlfriend: Blushing…."and…... IJK?"

Boyfriend: "I'm Just Kidding!"

Girlfriend- Do you love me? 

Boyfriend- Yes  

Girlfriend- If I will die then you will cry? 

Boyfriend- Yes, very much.

Girlfriend - Show me how much will you cry. 

Boyfriend - First show me how will you die.

Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Boy: I got wine!.

Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70...

What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!

Boy: Boys are very kind-hearted.

Girl: How?

Boy: Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?

Girl: ??!!!

Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?

Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?

Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?

Boy: Will you go out with me?

Girl: No.

Boy: I have a good heart.

Girl: I don't need a transplant.!

Girl: How was the first date?

Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!

A boy met a girl in Metro.

Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy: Really... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a Dentist!.

Girl: I like people who don't fear death.

Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!.

A boy's question on social media:


What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?


Girl's reply: Stay away from her!.

Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?

Boy: Why should I go?

Girl: Because when I put your name as a password, 

it says password not strong enough!

On a date:

Waiter: What you want sir?

Boy: 2 black coffees.

Girl: But, I want pink.

Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!.