Texting Secrets to Text a Girl You Like

Girl (Crying): Meri Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai.

Boy: OMG! Kis Se?

Girl: He lives in the USA.

Boy: Yaar, Ek Kaam Kar Apne Hone Wale Husband Se Ek iPhoneX Mangwa De, Vahan Sasta Milta Hai!

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?.

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Girl: ?#?Asha?

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Boy: Nice... 305, 306 or 311?

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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P

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Boy: I Love You

Girl: I need some time and distance.

Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?

Boy: I love u

Girl: ne boy se pucha-

Me bhi tumhe 'I love U' kahu to kya karoge.

Boy: khushi se mar jaaunga.

Girl: Ja nahi kehti

ZEE Le apni zindagi...

Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.

Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.

Boy: Sach Mein?

Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!

A boy proposed a girl:

"I love you. I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you.

You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. 

Please don't say no to me. You are my life."

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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!.

Boy Friend & Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai...

Girl Friend: Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???

Boy Friend: Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu..!

Girl: Breakup hurts the most.

Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai!.

Boy: Tumhari sandal’s badi pyaari hai

Girl: Utaru kya??

Boy: Arey nahi, nahi…waise aapke kapde bhi bade sundar hai

Girl: Hmm

Boy: Ab bolo

Crush: Poets attract me most.

Boy: I am a Poet.

Crush: Sunao Kuch

Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,

Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,

Kaali Mata Aayegi,

Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!.

Girl: I like guys with high standards.

Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!

Boy Friend Girl Friend ke ghar me bhaith ke bate kar raha tha...

Girl Friend: Chaye banane Chali gai…

Boy Friend: ne socha chalo check karta hu ki

isne mera number “Baby” ya “Jaanu” kis nam se save kar rakh hai…

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko call lagya … aur nam dekh ke behosh ho gaya…

Nam likha tha “Bakara No. 5”.

Prasad: I love you. Do you love me?

Girl: No, I don't.

Prasad: You can't say no to me.

Girl: Why?

Prasad: Kyonki, Prasad Ko Kabhi Na Nahi Bolte!

Boy: Tum Girl Sarab Se Itni Nafrat Kyu Karti Ho...

Girl: Kyu Ki...

Sarab Pine Ke Bad Unka Chuhe Jaisa Boy Friend

Sher Jaisa Dahadane Lagta Hai..!

Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter.

Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.

Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!

Boy: Aaj acha pahana hai...

Girl: Thanks…

Boy: Lipstic bhi achi hai...

Girl: Thanks…

Boy: Sendal lag rahi hai...

Girl: Thanks bhaiya...

Boy: Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai..!

Boy: You look so tired, what happened?

Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.

Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar!.

Girl Friend: Tum Itne Ghabaraye Huye Kyu Ho ???

Boy Friend: Mujhe Ek Dhamki Bhara Khat Mila Hai...

Girl Friend: Kya Likha Hai...

Boy Friend: Likha Hai Ki...

“Meri Patni Ka Picha Chor Do … Warna Jan Se Mar Dunga”

Girl Friend: Isme Problem Kya Hai…

Boy Friend: Par Khat Gumna Hai…

Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Iski Patni Kaun Si Wali Hai...

Girl: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?

Boy: Please Mat Bolo.

Girl: Awww.

Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki "Please", Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain!.

Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli :

Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho??

Boy: Tum kyu puch rahi ho??

Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti

Boy: Aap cigarette peeti ho??

Girl: Nahi

Boy: To kya woh car aapki hai

Girl: Nahi

Boy: Advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai