Blonde SMS Jokes - Funny Text Message on Blonde

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago 

to make room for a new skyscraper. 

Due to its proximity to other buildings

 it could not be imploded 

and had to be dismantled floor by floor.


While working on the 49th floor, 

two construction workers found 

a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft.


They decided that they should

 call the police. 

When the police arrived they directed them 

to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed 

and standing upright. 

They said, "

This could be Jimmy Hoffa

 or somebody really important."


Two days went by

 and the construction workers 

couldn't stand it any more,

 they had to know who they had found. 

They called the police and said, 

"We are the two guys 

who found the skeleton in the closet 

and we want to know 

if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."


The police said, 

"It's not Jimmy Hoffa, 

but it was somebody kind of important."


"Well, who was it?"


"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."


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There are three blondes stranded on an island.

 Suddenly a fairy appears 

and offers to grant each one of them one wish. 

The first blonde asks to be intelligent.

 Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman

 and she swims off the island.


The next one asks to be even more intelligent

 than the previous one. 

So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman.

 The black haired woman builds a boat

 and sails off the island.


The third blonde asks to become 

even more intelligent than the previous two.

The fairy turns her into a man, 

and he walks across the bridge.