Q : How are elephants and computers similar?
A : They both have big memories.
A group of wildlife enthusiasts was very disappointed after a long day in the jungle trying to sight a tiger. They kept seeing leopards but no tigers. They asked their guide who was a man known for wisecracks, why they saw so many leopards and no tigers. He replied, “I guess that is because the leopard is easily spotted...!".
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A : Swimming Trunks
Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs!.
Q : Who lost a herd of elephants?
A : Big bo peep!
Q: Which animal should you never do business with?
A: A cheetah!.
Q : What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
A : Squashed!
Q: Why was the mom-spider angry with the dad-spider?
A: Because he spent too much time on the web.
Once in a forest after a party all the
animals were eating Kamla pasand Paan masala
But Giraffe was not eating that one.
Lion: Why are you not eating Kamla pasand.
Giraffe: I only eat Manikchand...
Unche Log Unchi Pasand Manikchand!.
చీమ ఏనుగుతో నువ్వు అంత పెద్ద దానివి ఎలా అయ్యావు?
ఏనుగు : అయామ్ ఏ కాంప్లాన్ బాయ్.మరి నువ్వు ఎందుకు అంత చిన్న గా వున్నావు?
చీమ : నేను సంతూర్ సోప్ వాడతా.
