The news reported that a crocodile had been found in the Artic,
the locals said they were not surprised because they were expecting a cold snap!
Q: What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
A: They both have tails!.
Q: What do Honey Badgers drink?
A: Mead.
Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A: A mice cream cone.
Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
Q: Why did the cat run from the tree?
A: Because it was afraid of the bark!.
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.
Q: What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
A: Claw Enforcement.
Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it's an adder!
Q: Why does the Octopus always win the fight?
A: He is well armed!.
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted!.
Q: What do you call taking a selfie with a rattlesnake?
A: A missssss-take.
Q: What do you call a dog in the winter?
A: A chili dog!.
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: What do you call a whale with no pants on?
A: Free Willy.
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Q: What is the most popular snake dialect?
A: Boomslang!
Q: What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
A: An egg!.
