Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Q: Where should you leave your dog when you go shopping?
A: In the barking lot.
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?.
A: Nest-cafe!.
Q : What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
A : Autotuna
Q. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A. A Furrari.
Wanna go on a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!.
Q : Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
A : The Spread Eagle
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.
Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: How do you get a wet pussy?
A: Put it in the shower.
Q: Why did the bunnies go on strike?
A: They wanted a raise in celery!
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
Q: How do bunnies get from one vegetable garden to another?
A: They take a taxi cabbage!
Q: What do you call a flying cat?
A: I'm-paws-sible.
Q: Republican John Ashcroft sang "Let the Eagle Soar" what was the eagles response?
A: Leave the eagles out of it
Q: What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colors?
A: A reptile dysfunction!.
Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Ill-eagle!
Q: What color socks do bears wear?
A: They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!.
