Q : Why do the elephants have short tails?
A : Because they can't remember long stories!
Q : What do elephants sing at christmas?
A : Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Q : Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
A : Elephanta Claus!
Q : Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A : Because of all the cheetahs!
Q : What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A : Annette!
Q : What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
A : Warren!
Q : What is an elephant that flies?
A : A propellaphant.
Q : What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
A : Terrified!
Two cows were out in a field eating grass.
One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!"
"Hey", the other cow replies....
"I was just about to say the same thing!"
Once a teacher was teaching the children about stripes animal.
Teacher:Aisha stand up and tell me any two names of striped animals.
Aisha:Zebra. Teacher:Very good now tell the other name!
Aisha:Another zebra.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork!.
Q: What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?
A: Humphree!
Q: What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What do you call a reptilian detective?
A: An Investi-Gator!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?
A: Ext-inked!
Q: What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?
A: A reptile dysfunction!.
Q: What do you call it when a swarm of cats slows down your airplane?
A. Purr-bulence.
Q: What's a duck's favorite thing to watch on Netflix?
A: Duckumentaries!.
What do you use to lure in an arguing fish?
De-bate!.
Q: Why aren't Koala Bears really bears?
A: Because they don't have the Koalaifications!.
