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Q: What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? 

A: Tarzan with stripes.

Q : What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 

A : Stuck!

Q: Did you know that scientists crossed a zebra and a donkey? 

A: They called it a zeedonk.

Q :  Why did the elephant cross the road? 

A : because the chicken wanted a day off.

There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a cow" said the cow. "Right, and what do you do?" asked the zebra. "I make milk for the farmer" said the cow. "Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a chicken," said the chicken. "Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra. "I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken. "Right - o, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I am a Stallion," said the stallion. "Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?" "Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you.

Q : What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed? 

A : Time to get a new bed!

There once were two little zebras who wanted to know if they were white with black stripes, or black with white stripes. One little zebra suggested to visit the "Zebra of the Wise" The two little zebras went to the Zebra of the wise and asked, "Are we black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?" The Zebra of the wise replied " We are who we are." The one little zebra said "OK" and ran away. Then the other little zebra followed him. The one little zebra said to the other... " He didn't answer us, so what are we?" The one little zebra said " We are white with black stripes." The other zebra said "how do you know that." Then the little zebra said, " Well if we were black with white stripes he would have said " We is who we is."

Q : What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed? 

A : Time to get a new bed!

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, they start asking the questions. The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?" The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing and having fun. The chief asks, "Yeah, but what else were they doing?". The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle. The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything else?" The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking. The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?" The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.

Q :  What can an elephant make that no other animal can make? 

A : A baby elephant.

Q: How does a yak win the lottery? 

A: By hitting the yak-pot.

Q :  How do you stop an elephant from charging? 

A : Take away his credit card!

Q: What do you call a yak know it all? 

A: Braini-yak.

Q : Why did the elephant leave the circus?

 A : He was tired of working for peanuts.

Q: What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?

A: They can't decide whether to be black or white!

Q :  What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? 

A : A dumbo jet.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? 

A: Spot!

Q :  What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? 

A : An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Q: If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra? 

A: A stri-ped.

Q :  What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail? 

A : This is the end of me!