Q : Why did the elephant cross the road?
A : Because the Elephant was having a day off!
Q : Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A : Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Q : What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A : Elephino. (HEll if I know)
Q : What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
A : The tusk fairy!
Q : Why did the elephant go in the men's restroom?
A : To get some nuts
Q : What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
A : An elephant with spare parts!
Q : What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A : Mashed potatoes!
Q : Why did the elephants start a stampede?
A : Because the wanted to be herd.
Q : What do elephants and trees have in common?
A : They both have big trunks!
Q : What's grey but turns red?
A : An embarrassed elephant!
Q : What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
A : An elephant with an umbrella!
Q : Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A : In his trunk!
Q : Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A : So that he can sneak up on mice!
Q : What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A : Cinderelephant!
Q : What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A : An irrelephant.
Q : What is an elephants favorite sport?
A : Squash.
Q : What's big and grey and wears a mask?
A : The elephantom of the opera!
Q : When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A : When it's a baby elephant!
Q : What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A : A jet propelled elephant!
Q : How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A : When your nose touches the ceiling!
