Funny Instagram Captions for your Photos

On the way to Crazy Town! Who wants to come with me?

I’m free – I’m free, An’ I’m waiting for you to follow me.

When guys get jealous it can be kind of cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

They say don’t try this at home. So, I tried it at my friend’s home.

A wise man once said nothing☺

Marriage is a relationship 💑 in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so are thunder and lighting.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Enjoy at least one sunset per day!

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

I’d like to stay here for a while and go while.

Did it for the memories – totally worth it!

Night is made for rest not for text.

We have a guy in every gang, who eats everything but stays thin!

Do you think I am crazy? You should meet my sister!

The moment when she says you’re cute

The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”