Funny Instagram Captions If You Need a Good Laugh

When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

All you need is someone that joins in on your weirdness.

I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.

I don’t know where I am going but I am on my way.

The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.

Thank you for making me feel less alone

We made it, it’s Friday!

Hey, did you swallow magnets? Because I find you to be attractive.

I told him “I do,” but I didn’t mean the dishes.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities..! Day, responsibility, funny

I had fun once, it was horrible survived another “end of the world” scenario, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer

You can’t find your phone and it was on silent. Too bad, if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.

I love being me. Maybe with a few fewer pounds and fewer wrinkles.

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses

My mom – Why is everything in your room on the floor? Me – “Mom, don’t you understand gravity?” #Grounded

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.