267 Funny Instagram Captions to Copy - Paste (2024)

If at first, you don’t succeed…so much for skydiving.

The world🌍 is changed by yours example, not your opinion

My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them.

I spend a lot of a time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.

I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

I got back with my Ex…… X box 360.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!

Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.

Babe, I love you more than pizza. 🍕 Well, pineapple pizza 🍕 anyway.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

If I won the prize for the laziest person, I would be lazy even to go and pick it.

I don't need you in my life .. I just need weather , food and drinks. 😉

Everyone has that one annoying friend if you don’t have one then it’s probably you.

Marriage is a workshop... where husband works & wife shops...

Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.

Forget the butterflies; I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.