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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
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We’ll remain friends for life because you already know too much shit about me.
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Laughing makes everything easier, funnier and happier, especially when you do it with your best friends.
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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful... Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Be young, be dope, be proud I want to be your rhythm.
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I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
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Look at me, now look at you! Now tell me who is jealous of who?
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”
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Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.
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Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.
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My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
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When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.
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I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
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You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
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Women drivers rev my engine
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The more one suffers, the more, I believe, has one a sense for the comic.
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I tried to be good once. It was horrible.
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Always wear cute pajamas 👖 to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
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