Best Technology Status For Whatsapp And Facebook Messages

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...

The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"

I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

The more I C, the less I see.

Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.