Best Technology Status For Whatsapp And Facebook Messages

Those who can't write programs, write help files.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Travel to life is like css to html .

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)