Funny Status In Hindi (APRIL 2020) हँसते हँसते हो जाओ लोटपोट फनी

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol :P :D :P :D

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D

Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you :-D

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside...

We live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others... :P :D

If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

Every time I drink I get awesome :-)

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P

What i if told you...you the read first line wrong... same with the second... :p

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?