Funny Status In Hindi (APRIL 2020) हँसते हँसते हो जाओ लोटपोट फनी

Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz

Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)

It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.

I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.

My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.