Inspirational Bill Cosby Quotes (SUCCESS)

We're not raising children with the love that we need to.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think–in a deeper voice.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

Don’t worry about senility,” my grandfather used to say. “When it hits you, you won’t know it.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

As parents, my wife and I have one thing in common. We’re both afraid of children.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.