You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
When they said to you at graduation, “Follow your dream,” did anybody say you have to wake up first?
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
