Tintumon Jokes In English

Tintumon valya oru partikku poya shesham ammayodu

Ammayalle paranjath avar valya panakkar aanennu??

Amma: athe…avar valya panakkara..enthe??party engane??

Tintu: hum…

avarku dining table polumilla…patram kayyel pidicha kazhikkunne….rottiyellam keeriparanjatharunnu…

ennit pasha vech ottich vechirikkuva….fruitsalad aanel thanuth maravich….

.kappi thanna pathrathil otta aanennu thonunnu…

chorathirikkan adiyil vekkan ellavarkkum oru plate koodi koduthu…..

Grammar!!!

malayalam grammar classil teacher : innu namukku grammar padikkam..

aadyam karthavu ennal enthennu nokkam..

“raju ice cream thinnunnilla”…ithu kelkumpol thanne raju aaranennu namukk manassilavum..

tintu parayoo…raju aarakunnu???

tintu : aanamandan

Tintumon's discovery-

Chemical name of TOILET?

Ans:-Calcium+Copper+Sulphur

(Ca+Cu+S)=CACUS

Chemistryil Tintu Puliya....

Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??

Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….

cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!

Oru bucketil vellathinu 10KG bharam. Oral athil entho ittu.

Bucketinde bharam kuranju. Ayal enthaayirikkum ittath ?

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Tintu : Oru ooooottaa..!!!

Teacher : What is the definition of CHAMMAL

Tintu : Chammal is the vingal of mind and mangal of the face ..

Tintumon loos motion

Doctor : What happened ?

Tintu : Unlimited outgoings with different ringtones..!!!

Vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…

tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!

After exam

sasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…

tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…

sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!

tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla

Tintumon and freind in jungle, suddenly a tiger blocked their way.  Friend kurachu mannu vaari tiger nte kannil ittu, then asked tintumon to ‘run’.

Tintumon:” njaan enthina odunne? nee alle mannu vaari kannil ittathu?

Ennitt avasanam oru paniyum illathappol “Keralathinte shuchithwathinayi namukkani cheram” ennum paranh theruvilekkoru irakkama…….

Pinne oru peggum kayyil pidich 

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ennu chodich aa currency kudichu thulakkan parayum…