Best of Tintumon SMS Jokes

Pareeksha kazhinju Tindumon: da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla

 Kuttu: njanum

dundumol: njanum

 Tindumon: Che.. teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..

Tintumon : Innu Titanic kappal mungiyittu 94 varsham kazhinju.

Athil maricha 650 perude ormaikkay ningalude mobile 5min vellathil mukki vekkuka..

B4 & after mariage

tintu’s gf: chandran evide anu?

tintu: 2 chndran und. onn akashathu onn neeyum

after marriage

wyf: chandran evide anu?

tintu: phaa. ninte kann potti poyodi.. aa molil kanunnath ninte appan bulb kathichu vechathanodi?

Tintumonum,jintappanum,kunjappanum orumichu bikil pogumbol police kai kaanichu.

police- ” 3 per oru bike il pogunnadhu kuttakaramanennu ariyille…?

tintumon- ” ariyam sir, adhu kondu kunjappane veetil irakkanayi pogugayanu sir…appol 2 per aagumallo

Biscuit shopile penninu tintumonnte love letter: Dear Marie,today is goodday.U

have krack’jacked my little heart.Now i am in 50-50 position.Plz dont play

hide n seek.ninte swantham tiger…..

1000 sms ayachittum oru sms polum thirichu ayakkanja chchumolkku avasnam tintumon oru sms ayachu….

U may hav 3 Reasons 4 Not SMSing Me:

1. No Balance.

2. No Free SMS Package. r

3. No guts 2 Disturb a Prince….

Narakam

Tintu :”neeyengottadi??”

Bharya:”narakathilekku..”

Tintu :”ennal nintappanodu ente vishesham parayane”

Busil kayariya tintumon conductorodu : 'bell adikkku....... enikku ivide iranganam'.....

Conductor : stoppil allaathe bell adichaal driver cheetha parayum....

Tintumon : bell pathukke adichaal mathi.... driver kelkanda....

Kallyanathinu paattu padunna aalodu Tintumon: Ningalkku radioyilo TV-yilo paadikoode? 

Singer: Athrakku nalla paattaano ente? 

Tintumon: Alla, athaavumbol off cheyyaamallo...!!!!!

Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…

Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..

Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu.

How much?

jintappan-”da tintu, oru kalyanam kazhichu life set aavan ethra chilavu varum?”

tintumon- “ariyillada, ente achanokke ippolum chilavakki kondirikkanu…set aavanilla

Divorce !!

jintomon- ” da njan ente wife ne divorce cheyyan povaa, aval ennodu mindiyittu 6 masam aayi

tintumon- ” da onnu koodi aalochichittu madhi, inganathe bharyamare ippo kittanilla…

Tinu:Ame kinatil eli venu

Ama:Aa elipeti kinatili

toChechi:Venda Namuku catne idam

tintu:Arum pedikenda Njan kinatil elivisham kalakiyitundu

Amme… enikku padikkan vayya!. paniyeduth jeevichal pore..?

amma : U.K.G. vare padicha ninakku enthu pani kittum?

tintumon : L.K.G kuttikalku tution edukkam.

Father: what abt ur result?

tintumon: ”aa head masterude mon fail aayi..

Father: wht abt urs?

tintumon: aa policukarante maganum fail aayi

Father: ok..bt wt abt ur?

tintumon: ”aa doctrude maganum….

Father: ”u idiot am asking abt urs?

tintumon: ”prathyegichu oru joliyum illatha e achante maganeyum avaru tholpichu acha….

Tintumon called FM

radio & said

“ I’ve found a purse

with Rs.15000/- a

credit card & an ID

card of Mr.Mani,

No.13,Halls

rd,kannur ….

Radio jocky : How

honest ….so you

want to return his

purse…?

Tintumon : no……. i

just wanted to

dedicate a sad song

for him…

Palliyil ethiya Tintumon...

Palliyil Achanooodu///....

Tintumon chuvarile Photo yil nokki: Achoo..Achante aara Babu Antony???.

Achan: Mone kunjaade...athu Yeshu Devana..."""praise the lord"""

Teacher- ” tintumone, bhoomiyude dhruvangal parannirikkunnadhu enthu

kondanu?

tintumon-” dundumonte koode staff roomil kayariyadhu sathyama,pakshe

glob uruttiyittu chavitti parathiyadhu dunduva,njanalla…..

Dad asking Tintumon: why are you crying?

Tintumon : Athonnum illaeda uvve..!! Korachukoodi horlicks

chodhichathinu ninte kettiyolu enne thalliyatha..

Pintumonum Dundumonum maranasesham 2 wheelerilum 4 wheelerilum pokumbol….. 

Pettannatha Fa.

Tintumon Oru TRAINIL YATHRA CHEYYUNNU