Bechain Bebas Hun,
Ye Ishq Ka Junoon Hai,
Har Raat Kat Rahi Hai,
Karwat Badal Badal Ke,
Ek Bar Usne Mujhko
Bandar Kaha Tha Yaaron,
Kartab Dikha Raha Hun,
Ab Tak Uchal Uchal Ke.
Badalti Hai Duniya Badalti Hai Fashion,
Teri Bhi Kya Zindagi Kabhi Mandir Kabhi Station…
Pyar kar to ek se kar,
Ho sake to kisi nek se kar,
Jab tak na mile sacha dilbar
Kamse kam try to harek pe kar…
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari,
ya resham ke jaal,
kitne khush-naseeb hain
vo choohe jin hon ne kutre tere baaal.
Mskarana to har ladki ka ada hai......wah wah!..
Musjarana to har ladki ka adha hai..... Wah wah.
Jo wisa pyar samja wo sabse bada gada hai.
Meri Saaso Mein Samaya Bhi Bahut Lagta Hai,
Aur Wahi Shaks, Paraya Bhi Bahut Lagta Hain,
Usse Milne Ki Tamanna Toh Bahut Hain,
Lekin Aane Jane Mein Kiraya Bhi
Bahut Lagta Hain.
Aap Ki Shakal Ka Andaaz Kuch Aisa Hai,
Kya Kahu Yeh Wakai Kaisa Hain,
Kaun Kehta Hain
Ki Aap Ullu Jaise Hain,
Sach To Ye Hain,
Ullu Aapke Jaisa Hain.
Chup chup ke tanhaai me ro lenge.
Ab dil ka dard kisi se na kahenge.
Nind tho aati nahi raato me,
jab toilet ho aaye ge,
tho jee bhar ke so lenge.
Arzo hai unki galiyon
ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
Pappu Gali Me Kachra Fek Kar Bajar
Chala Gaya Jab Wapas Aaya To Dekha
Aas Pados Ke Log Gali De Rahe The
Kaun Kutte Ka Pilla Kachara Dala Hai
Papu Khush Ho Gaya Kachra Maine Dala
Aur Kutte Ke Bachche Ka Naam Ho Gaya.
Main Dil Ke Tukdo Ko Fir Se Pahad
Kar Lunga, Tujhe Na Dunga Dobara
Kabad Kar Lunga, Tu Apni Sooch
Mere Baad Tera Kya Hoga, Main
Apni Koi Naa Koi Jugaad Kar Lunga!
Kisi Ka Husn Aakhir Jaan Ka Dushman Ho Bhi
Sakta Hai, Tumhara Pagalkhana Jaane Ka
Yeh Karan Ho Bhi Sakta Hai, Mere Doston
Haseeno Se Zaraa Tum Dur Hi Rehna, Yeh
Angrezi Dawa Hai Reaction Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.!
Ek kanjoos khali katore me roti duba kar kha raha tha
Waiter ne dekha toh puchha "Aap yeh kya kar rahe hain"
Kanjoos ne jawaab diya "Main math ka teacher hun aur daal
suppose kar ke kha raha hun"
Jindagi ki galiyon me anek kathinaiyon se lada hun.
Jab ladakiyon se mar khaya to daru pee ke pada hun.
Na Koi Dukh Hai
Na Koi Kast Hai,
Hamari To Bhaiya
Buddhi Bhrast Hai.
Arz hai...
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota
If u have something to say to someone,
just go n tell the person by yourself
bcoz the hearts got broken
when words left unspoken
Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho
Thoda wah-wah karo yaar Ye apne layak h
Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
or vo Degree hi kya Jisme BACK na ho
Zindgi bhar unke khushi dene ki kasam thi
Par us din unki ankhe jhil se nam thi
Poch deta unke ansu par
Kya karu meri height thori kam thi
Dharne Pe Baith Baith Kar Dhannantri Hue,
Wo Aam Aadmi Ke Hridaytantri Hue,
Hum Cheekh Cheekh Kar Bhi Santri Na Ban,
Sake Wo Khhas Khhas Kar Mukhamantri Hue.
