LISP is the acronym for Lost In Stupid Programming!
If we have a programming language named Java surely we need one called Jolt
Best Example for Recursion ::
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When I code I like to think like a computer.
The problem is that computers don't think
A developer finds out that his wife is pregnant
so he gives his child-to-be a codename.
Programming really is like practicing magic.
But C++ is a broken staff.
Java : Write once, debug everywhere.
Administrator : Admin is traitor
A depressed programmer hung himself on a binary tree.
Q: Why don't programmers like nature?
A: It has too many bugs!
All programs are poems,
it's just that not all programmers are poets.
How is a virgin like a stack?
First you push, then you pop.
How do you solve the dining philosopher's problem?
Just add more fork()
Why is your kid sitting alone apart from all those other kids in the sandbox?
They're all playing a computer lab and mine's trying to get Linux running
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what they're doing until it's too late.
Did you hear the one about the programmer who's car got a flat?
He spent the whole night starting and stopping the car trying to fix it.
ASCII stupid question and you'll get a stupid ANSI.
A 1 and 0 were walking down the road.
1 says to 0, "I feel a little chilly."
to which 0 responds, "I'm actually feeling kind of warm, but I could be off."
Why was the first customer at a restaurant served last?
They took orders using a stack.
How does a Programmer start a (internet) chat?
Ping
