Words of Congratulations for a Wedding

According to a survey, married men are the most punctual 

when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, 

railway stations or airports!

Thanks for always being there for me, 

especially during the tough times. 

Here's to wishing us a great anniversary.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, 

men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!

A happy marriage is a long conversation, 

which always seems too-too long while fighting with each other!

Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!

You don't have to say anything to argue with your wife...

 she can even argue with your silence!

Married men live longer than single men, 

but married men are a lot more willing to die!

Guys need your help:

In the middle of an argument, 

my wife told me I was right!

What the hell do I do next?

Even though another year has passed, 

the love you share continues to last.

Sending all my best wishes that 

you will continue to be blessed in love and happiness.

On This Special Day, You Two Are Opening

A New Book Of Your Life, So We Wish

You To Make Lots Of Memorable

Bookmarks And Never Have A Need To

Tear Of Any Page. Wishing You Only The

Best Luck And The Most Beautiful Life Ahead!.

Dear Brother, I Had Always Waited For Your

Wedding Day To Come. Your Wedding Day

Fills Me With Joys Of Excitement And Fun. 

As You And Your Partner Are Going To Become

One, I Wish You Experience Happy Moments And

Never Ending Fun Congratulations And Stay Happy!

Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!.

Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, 

self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness 

& many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right 

and the other is the husband!

Just because a person is silent, 

that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.

It's possible that he has been married for a long time!

Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. 

He told me, "Your money or your life!"

I told him, "I am married..." 

i.e. No money and no life.

We hugged and cried together. 

It was a beautiful moment!

Life is a journey and love is what makes it worthwhile.

Have a lovely wedded life sealed with an eternal bond of love!.

I hate when my wife asks me to trick questions. They usually start with "Do you remember...!"

Congratulations To A Wonderful Couple,

Wishing You Tones Of Love And Happiness,

Never Fight In Your Worst Time, But

Rather Keep Holding Hands As In Your

Best Times! May Your Hearts Be Always Near.

Marriage Tip:

Say what you mean, but don't be mean when you said it!