Beautiful Wedding Wishes To Write In A Wedding Card

86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!..

Hospitality: Making your guests feel like you are the happiest couple they are meeting!

"OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"

The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"

Marriage requires patience to listen 

and skill to pretend you're listening!

Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open!.

Pro Tip to all husbands:

Appreciating your wife early morning 

decides how your day will go!

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men.

So I told her to sit down and shut up.

Guess what...

She couldn't do either!.

Marriage is 'Easy' when you work at it 'Hard' and 

It's 'Hard' when you work at it 'Easy'!

Alimony:

A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!.

Marriage is like a train that makes 

intermittent stops at children, new house, 

new job, new car, just to keep the trip interesting!

Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!.

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. 

It's like a tattoo that yells at you!

Why do the bride and groom go around the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?

A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:

Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.

So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!.

Every time I look at my marriage album, my wife reminds me...

Damn! you are one lucky man and I have no option but to agree!

Marriage is a promising bond that also embarks a journey towards the end of time. Here's wishing you both a pleasant and memorable ride ahead!.

Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain to you for ignoring them!

If you marry the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

Marry the wrong person, every day is Martyr's Day.

Marry a poor person, every day is Labour Day.

Marry a rich person, every day is New Year's Day.

You marry an immature person, every day would seem like Children's Day.

Marry a cheater or a liar, every day will become April Fool's Day.

Don't get married, then every day is Independence Day!.

If you feel your life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering. 

Seek inspiration from the married couples!

Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you have when you see your food coming to your table in a restaurant.